A ventriloquist and his parrot fight for your most valuable asset: your attention!

What starts as a rubbish ventriloquism act develops into a hilarious dialogue about scrolling, short attention spans, brain rot and what it means to be present in the here and now. A loud and funny show about the effort it takes to stay in control of your own attention. 

A bad ventriloquist brings his parrot Brenda to the classroom. She struggles to keep her mouth shut and keeps talking about the shrinking attention span of the audience. Understandably so, as the ventriloquist's talent doesn't inspire much confidence. He clumsily battles through a vulnerable monologue, while Brenda interrupts with tips and tricks. Will he manage to keep the parrot quiet long enough to finish his story?

In the second part, the classroom is taken over for a masterclass on attention and distraction. Together with a theater teacher, students test their own focus: how long can you hold it, how quickly do you lose it, and who or what is actually pulling the strings? Through playful challenges and thought experiments, they become experts at maintaining and (consciously) losing their own attention.

Meanwhile, everything is cheerfully sabotaged. It becomes painfully yet humorously clear how much happens unnoticed in your perception, leading to a conversation about looking, missing, and seeing again.

Shut Your Beak is suitable for vmbo + lower-level havo/vwo.

Performance period: March/April 2027, date to be arranged
Location: at school, in a classroom
Duration of the performance + workshop: 90 minutes
Group size: maximum of 25 students
Costs: 350 euros (If multiple performances are scheduled in one day, we can discuss the price.)


Credits

Text: Artun Alaska Arasli
Direction: Lara van Hoof
Performance: Roos Bottinga
Dramaturgy: Joachim Robbrecht
Made possible by: European Theatre Convention (Young Europe V)